Jaykya
Jacob
Portland, Maine, United States
My name is Jacob. I'm a ditch-enthusiast; I can't stop myself from just driving my car directly into ditches whenever I see them. It's as though they call out to me. I hear them whisper sweet nothings, and then I open my eyes and find myself in a ditch. I don't know when it started, but I'm glad that it did. I always feel my best- my warmest and purest- when I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥ right at the bottom of a ditch. The bigger the ditch, the better.
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My name is Jacob. I'm a ditch-enthusiast; I can't stop myself from just driving my car directly into ditches whenever I see them. It's as though they call out to me. I hear them whisper sweet nothings, and then I open my eyes and find myself in a ditch. I don't know when it started, but I'm glad that it did. I always feel my best- my warmest and purest- when I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥ right at the bottom of a ditch. The bigger the ditch, the better.
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Level
49
Years of Service
650 XP
Currently Offline
Profile Awards  3
Badges  42
Games  592
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Screenshots  42
Reviews  1
Groups  6
フューチャー • ガジェット • ラボ
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PsiSyndicate
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HERB
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CinematicBlitz
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Landen
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61
DL Enthusiast
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Favorite Game
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
21
Hours played
28
Achievements
Lumièran
200 XP
Achievement Progress   28 of 55
+23
Game Collector
592
Games Owned
549
DLC Owned
1
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20
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Recent Activity
7.1 hours past 2 weeks
6.4 hrs on record
last played on 21 Apr
Lethal Company
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last played on 20 Apr
Slay the Spire 2
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last played on 19 Apr
Deadlock
Comments
DJ Hedgehog 5 Feb @ 9:15am 
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manditosteeze 15 Nov, 2020 @ 9:25pm 
why did it take me a year to notice a comment on my steam page
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HERB 20 Mar, 2017 @ 7:58pm 
Hey! It's the admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay gmod server that you play on! I wanted to personally show my gratitude for the $400 you donated to help keep our server alive! Next time you log make sure to let me know and I'll get you that custom pony skin/model you donated for! I regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot gaping ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" like you requested but I'll get my friend to work on it (he's good with computers and modeling stuff) Thank you once again for the donation and we hope to see you soon!