Recent reviews by General Pasta

Conan, what is best in life?

To give yourself admin privileges, build a huge-ass base, and mess with transmogs for 10+ hours.
Oh, and something about the lamentation of women.

Great story, awful gameplay. Small "mistakes" can either outright kill you and make you restart, or change the ending with no warning (if you don't get the right totems). If you play it, use a guide.

... and his music was electric

Pills here!
Got some stims here!
Ellis, stop shooting me!

...
Oh, wrong game

They copied Overwatch, wtf?!

Future General Pastas -- If you are reading this, you must first find your journal. It will explain everything. Then find Pharod!

Great mix of Kotor II and Divinity 2. And the combat is SO abusable with the sprint key, it's hilarious.

Dated puzzle gameplay. Tear-jerking story. Play it with a guide.

Ooohhhhhhhhhh ohh oh ohh oohh oh ohhh ohhhhhhhhhh Ohhh ohh ohhh...

combat gameplay is great
endgame is nonexistent
Play it with mods.
Warsword Conquest, PoP, Perisno, etc.

Literally the best total war game so far. Extreme faction diversity with multiple playstyles, monstrous units, flying units, magic, and the biggest campaign map. Play it if you like real time tactics games, fantasy games, and/or Civ. It's good.