FordyTwo
Ford Prefect
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, United States
“I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels.”

"You gave me woof, Ted. The power to bark, Ted! And I was trapped, because in all of this wonderful, beautiful, miraculous world, I, alone, have no Maw! No paw! No tail! Never for me to plunge my paws in cool water on a hot day! Never for me to bite Mozart while in the thralls of ivory keys of a forte-piano! NEVER FOR ME TO LICK SKIN! I… I was in Hell, looking at Heaven."
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“I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels.”

"You gave me woof, Ted. The power to bark, Ted! And I was trapped, because in all of this wonderful, beautiful, miraculous world, I, alone, have no Maw! No paw! No tail! Never for me to plunge my paws in cool water on a hot day! Never for me to bite Mozart while in the thralls of ivory keys of a forte-piano! NEVER FOR ME TO LICK SKIN! I… I was in Hell, looking at Heaven."
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Level
26
Years of Service
650 XP
Currently Offline
Profile Awards  1
Badges  27
Games  137
Inventory   
Screenshots  3
Videos  1
Workshop Items  2
Reviews  3
Groups  12
The Pootis Hoovy Clan
72 Members
FuG Server Community
30,298 Members
Fug's Convoy Startup Group
2,239 Members
Friends  21
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ThisAcidIsFakkkkkk
Offline
100
DALAP
Online
51
jnzooger
Offline
36
juno
Online
27
FOX🦊
Online
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nyanbinary
Online
Item Showcase
Favorite Game
Team Fortress 2
2,742
Hours played
42
Achievements
Mannifest Destiny
500 XP
Achievement Progress   42 of 520
+37
Video 1 Screenshots 3 Review 1
Game Collector
137
Games Owned
88
DLC Owned
3
Reviews
22
Wishlisted
Featured Games
Recent Activity
35.8 hours past 2 weeks
2,742 hrs on record
last played on 18 Mar
Team Fortress 2
Mannifest Destiny
500 XP
Achievement Progress   42 of 520
+37
Video 1 Screenshots 3 Review 1
64 hrs on record
last played on 15 Mar
Call of Duty: Black Ops III
Achievement Progress   7 of 98
+2
10.8 hrs on record
last played on 11 Mar
I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
You've been keeping secrets.
200 XP
Achievement Progress   1 of 13
Comments
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DALAP 10 Sep, 2024 @ 6:14pm 
Hey bro u aint answer ur phone but I need fent hmu asap thx
chegg mcmuffin 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:22pm 
^•ﻌ•^ฅ♡
DALAP 30 Jan, 2022 @ 3:23pm 
+REP Yeah this guy is a pretty good gamer but I would give it a minute before you add him, I've noticed since he switched medication that he's been... acting a little funny, yeah. The lights are on but nobody's home, y'know? He keep bringing up "global anarchy" whatever that's suppose to mean and keeps insisting he knows the "butt-stuff lore."
No hate man, he's a cool gamer and whatnot but I'll be damned if he isn't plotting something sinister, miiiight wanna keep you chat open just in case this guy says something worth noting.
your judgemental father 20 Dec, 2016 @ 1:03pm 
Let's yiff my dude
Gremwu 3 Dec, 2016 @ 4:29am 
:o