FordyTwo
Ford Prefect
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, United States
"You gave me woof, Ted. The power to bark, Ted! And I was trapped, because in all of this wonderful, beautiful, miraculous world, I, alone, have no Maw! No paw! No tail! Never for me to plunge my paws in cool water on a hot day! Never for me to bite Mozart while in the thralls of ivory keys of a forte-piano! NEVER FOR ME TO LICK SKIN! I… I was in Hell, looking at Heaven."
"You gave me woof, Ted. The power to bark, Ted! And I was trapped, because in all of this wonderful, beautiful, miraculous world, I, alone, have no Maw! No paw! No tail! Never for me to plunge my paws in cool water on a hot day! Never for me to bite Mozart while in the thralls of ivory keys of a forte-piano! NEVER FOR ME TO LICK SKIN! I… I was in Hell, looking at Heaven."
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Recent Activity
33 hrs on record
last played on 13 May
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last played on 12 May
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last played on 11 May
Comments
10 Sep, 2024 @ 6:14pm 
Hey bro u aint answer ur phone but I need fent hmu asap thx
7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:22pm 
^•ﻌ•^ฅ♡
30 Jan, 2022 @ 3:23pm 
+REP Yeah this guy is a pretty good gamer but I would give it a minute before you add him, I've noticed since he switched medication that he's been... acting a little funny, yeah. The lights are on but nobody's home, y'know? He keep bringing up "global anarchy" whatever that's suppose to mean and keeps insisting he knows the "butt-stuff lore."
No hate man, he's a cool gamer and whatnot but I'll be damned if he isn't plotting something sinister, miiiight wanna keep you chat open just in case this guy says something worth noting.
20 Dec, 2016 @ 1:03pm 
Let's yiff my dude
3 Dec, 2016 @ 4:29am 
:o