Recent reviews by Velocifaptor

The comical nature and humour of this game had my friend and I bonding hour and hours over this game. The simple beat 'em up concept was perfect for a couple of us to jump in a game any time.
I then realized there was an achievement to obtain all the kisses from the princesses. He had become aware of this and stole the last kiss to get the achievement for himself.

We're no longer friends.

10/10 best investing and hat simulator

75% of time spent with Goblin Tinkerer. I now know the names of his future grandchildren, the way his mother conceived him (described in incredible detail) and the meaning of life.

10/10

I cri errtiem ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

But ♥♥♥♥, it was $.29

Gave Rochelle a period and then she died.

10/10

Almost jumped off a cliff because I thought I pressed f5.

10/10 would

I was only 9 years old I loved badrats so much, I had all games and merchandise. I pray to the badrats every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given. "badrats is love" I say, "badrats is life." My cat hears me and calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for badrats. I called him a ♥♥♥♥. He claws me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now, my face hurts I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's fat rat. I am so happy. He whispers in my ear "This is my cheese." He grabs me with his powerful rat hands and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my ass cheeks for fat rat. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much but I do it for fat rat. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please fat rat. He roars a mighty squeak as he fills my butt with his love. My cat walks in. Fat rat looks him straight in the eye and says "Congratulations! Level complete." Fat rat leaves through my window. badrats is love, badrats is life.

But seriously, it's like Call of Duty and GTA had sex and made rats.

10/10