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2 people found this review helpful
6.0 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
I never thought something like this could make me feel so many emotions at once, mainly regret.

It's definitely something you should at least experience, even if games like this aren't your cup of tea.




I'm so sorry Monika.
Posted 31 December, 2017.
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4 people found this review helpful
4.2 hrs on record
Very fun to mess around with, especially ever since they added in Workshop support. However, don't buy the game expecting realism.

Cons:

-No actual tactics besides charge at each-other and then stand there hitting each other (melee units) or stand completely still and let out an unending stream of fully automatic fire (all ranged units).

-You can set your unit size to like 1 million, but they won't spawn on the map, I haven't tested much, but I believe the cap is somewhere around 500k units on the map in total.

-Make sure you have a good PC, I have a pretty average PC specs-wise, and I don't think I've ever gotten over 15-20 fps.

-Custom units seem to be broken for me, unit sizes will change sporadically for no apparent reason.

-The units are stupid, not in concept, but during gameplay. You have to change the way the army is shaped or they won't cross a small bridge and will instead blindly run into the river underneath and die (units cannot swim btw).


Pros:

-Very fun if you wanna make up scenarios in your head.

-If you're some youtube channel you can milk the hell out of this game, it's basically another Goat Simulator.

-Good time waster if you're bored.

tl;dr Horribly optimized time waster that is fun for like 5-10 hours of gameplay before you've done everything and play a more in-depth strategy game like Total War
Get it on sale, it's not worth the $16
Posted 31 August, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record
Played for maybe 45 minutes, built a hut, got bored, quit the game. Essentially a freemium Minecraft that desperately tries to hide that it's a mobile game someone put on Steam.
You'd be better off forking over $25 for the original Minecraft and have 20x more customizability options and much more entertainment value, and at $5 less.
Posted 30 July, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
254.2 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
Yeah it's pretty good
Posted 29 November, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
15.6 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)
Get this game
Posted 11 November, 2015.
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3 people found this review helpful
51.7 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
Miles better than 2015's Battlefield Star Wars Edition
Posted 27 October, 2015.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
13.5 hrs on record (9.2 hrs at review time)
it'sprettygood/10
Posted 20 September, 2015.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.4 hrs on record
Installs game intending to get Black Rose for TF2
Opens up splash window
Press play
Game crashes.
10/10 would crash again
Posted 31 August, 2015.
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