"Can't you see that I'm only advising you to beg yourself not to be so dumb?"
- Petronius, The Satyricon

"Don't draw the line before stupidity. It'll take it as a start."
- Ljupka Cvetanova, The New Land

"If stupidity is the only sin, who is blameless?"
- Marty Rubin

"It's the old headpiece that makes a man, the rest is all rubbish."
- Petronius, The Satyricon