Recent reviews by THE SKULL MERCHANT

Such a detailed world with unforgettable characters. The city feels alive and really draws you in. You'll be left feeling empty inside when it ends.

Man Ham Night

Great story that shows the lengths a father will go to save his child. The villains were the best part about this game though. Capcom should have made a Lady Dimitrescu DLC!

Wholesome game that promotes equality for all. No matter what race or gender you are, you die an equally painful death.

This game constantly kept me on the edge, I was afraid as to what the consequences of my actions will be. What an amazing and emotional story. Even the main menu has a girl in it that has her own character development and interacts with the player (for example, if you play too late at night, the next day when you start the game she will ask if you had enough sleep). No other game till date can give you this experience. 10/10

Effectively doubles your framerate. However, there is some input lag introduced, and when you move the camera fast in third person games your character's head flickers. But these things can be ignored for the massive performance boost it gives. If you play on a controller, the input lag is much less noticeable. I am excited to see the future updates of this software!

"Watching The Kardashians doesn't affect my baby"

9 months later :

I haven't cleaned my aquarium for 2 months irl, but my aquarium in this game is top notch.

Really challenging game. An ordinary zombie can take upto 10 headshots and still live, so you gotta decide whether you wanna kill them or just cripple them for now, because if you waste too much ammo you'll have none left to face the boss. Everything is scarce so you need to smartly manage things because the game punishes you for mistakes. Also there's a lot of puzzles which can get really frustrating. Overall it's a very old school kind of game with modern visuals, but it's great.

I want to be in an abusive relationship with Huntress