Recent reviews by DerpBox

why touch grass in real life when you could touch grass in this game

i have a brain injury
my brain is injured



ow

Bit repetitive but the smooth gunplay more than made up for it.

To complete this interactive video game experience, you must acquire a j*b at Aperture Science, ride the elevator down into the facility, obtain a desk, obtain a toilet, obtain another toilet, obtain a defective toilet, wait a few months, obtain a toilet equipped with automatic machine guns, destroy a warehouse and everything contained inside of it with said toilet equipped with automatic machine guns, serve 7 months in a maximum security prison for destroying said warehouse and everything contained inside of it, escape said maximum security prison, re-acquire the toilet equipped with automatic machine guns, fire said toilet equipped with automatic machine guns at a large variety of household appliances (all of which are also equipped with automatic machine guns) whilst ascending a maintenance elevator, culminating in you destroying a large stone replica of the founder and CEO of the company by using the toilet equipped with automatic machine guns to fire at a power strip supplying power to the statue, all whilst a Type II civilization comprised entirely of sentient mantis men is forming underneath your feet, at least until the large stone replica of the founder and CEO of the company falls through the floor and destroys said Type II civilization, at which point you are serenaded with a song performed by the large stone replica of the founder and CEO of the company, various household appliances equipped with automatic machine guns, and a choir of toilets (all of which are also equipped with automatic machine guns) whilst the credits roll, before the game kicks you back to the main menu, at which point you are given the option of restarting the interactive video game experience from the beginning.


10/10 would play again.

absolute peak

As much as I liked the graphics and recreated menus, the crowbar didn't work, there was SO MUCH LAG, and I got softlocked in the Borealis area.

you can erect the dispenser 10/10

what is grass?

My God, what are you doi-
STAHP
NOO
Do you know who ate all the donu-
AAPTH
DARGH

HALF LIFE SOURCE FTW