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2.8 hrs on record

To complete this interactive video game experience, you must obtain a toilet equipped with automatic machine guns, destroy a warehouse and everything contained inside of it with said toilet equipped with automatic machine guns, serve 7 months in a maximum security prison for destroying said warehouse and everything contained inside of it, escape said maximum security prison, re-acquire the toilet equipped with automatic machine guns, fire said toilet equipped with automatic machine guns at a large variety of household appliances (all of which are also equipped with automatic machine guns) whilst ascending a maintenance elevator, culminating in you destroying a large stone replica of the founder and CEO of the company using the toilet equipped with automatic machine guns, all whilst a Type II civilization comprised entirely of sentient mantis men formulates underneath your feet.

10/10 would play again.

Posted 24 December, 2025. Last edited 21 February.

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44.9 hrs on record (44.0 hrs at review time)

absolute peak

Posted 26 October, 2025. Last edited 3 January.

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Not Recommended

0.3 hrs on record

As much as I liked the graphics and recreated menus, the crowbar didn't work, there was SO MUCH LAG, and I got softlocked in the Borealis area.

Posted 6 July, 2025.

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105.5 hrs on record (64.2 hrs at review time)

you can erect the dispenser 10/10

Posted 27 December, 2023. Last edited 25 July, 2025.

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801.0 hrs on record

what is grass

Posted 26 December, 2023. Last edited 15 February.

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97.8 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)

My god, what are you doi-
STAHP
NOO
Do you know who ate all the donu-
AAPTH
DARGH

Posted 24 November, 2023. Last edited 15 January, 2024.

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39.0 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)

HALF LIFE SOURCE FTW

Posted 12 October, 2023. Last edited 22 April, 2024.

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18.9 hrs on record (15.1 hrs at review time)

they put something in the water but i forgot what

Posted 11 August, 2023. Last edited 11 September, 2024.

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0.9 hrs on record

my brain hurts

Posted 2 September, 2022.

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85.5 hrs on record (78.1 hrs at review time)

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Posted 27 August, 2022. Last edited 24 September, 2025.

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