Recent reviews by Garfield Johnson

It is among us in 3D. It is pretty self explanatory. If you like Among Us to this day, then I would recommend it. I would recommend for you to play with friends because the lobbies can be empty or full of trolls. However a gripe I have with this game would be the voice chat moderation. I understand how strict it has to be for a game that happen to have kids play the game. However, for private lobbies, what is the point???

Well, words can't explain how much I love this game. This game took me by storm. I honestly didn't think of buying the game whatsoever but here I am. I tried this on game pass because I mainly got game pass to try the most anticipated Atomic Heart. I saw this on it and said why not. I never regretted my choice whatsoever. I loved this game so much. It is so much fun and it is so exhilarating to attack in rhythm. I love the diverse level designs and bosses in this game. I never found myself bored in this game whatsoever. The concept is new to me and I thought I would hate the idea of it when I heard about it. 'You have to fight people whilst staying in rhythm!' Trust me hearing that really made me go into the game with low expectations. My god! This game broke it sky high. The story is wonderful and not boring. The humour always gets me. I also love the many references in the game, especially the references of a certain game franchise. The art style is so beautiful and it felt like I was watching a really thrilling cartoon. The music is beautifully composed and I love listening to the songs again in my own time. You can see all the love and the hard work that the developers gave to this game. Hats off to Tango Gameworks and Bethesda!! You really nailed it. To support the developers, I bought the game in full price, something that I rarely do especially when I already have it on game pass. Thanks for a wonderful game and I hope to see more games like this in the future where the developers give so much love and care to. Especially in the time, where most games are getting bland and generic. I totally recommend this game. Try it if you don’t believe me!

Bruh it is very infuriating and the space bar is ♥♥♥♥

I absolutely love this game. This game have made me played it for hours for days. I like it so much. I recommend this.

AMOG US!!!!! AMONG US!! Sussy Baka!!!!

Anyways great game for being sus.

Damn, this new rtx minecraft shaders looking cool. Sike ♥♥♥♥♥. THIS IS AWFUL. It is not like minecraft whatsoever. Even, minecraft from wish is better than this ♥♥♥♥. I can't ♥♥♥♥ creepers. I can't cream pie an Enderman. You can't suck the rotten fore skin of a minecraft zombie. I can't do the Harem with a pig or zombie pigman. There are no mobs to ♥♥♥♥. Instead you get an awful anime girl who is not beautiful in the first place. Just download the sex mod for Minecraft and play that instead. If you bought this because you can't afford minecraft, get a job and buy it. Otherwise, pirate minecraft and download the mod yourself. I will help you download it if you need help but my job as a hentai reviewer won't let me. I don't recommend this game whatsoever. Just download the sex mod on minecraft.

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More reviews will come. Please get a job and buy minecraft, not this game.

Your Friendly Hentai Reviewer,
Garfield Johnson

This game is a disappointment. I didn't get horny enough in this game. The bears are not sexy. I am not a furry and I am not considering to wank to fluffy ♥♥♥♥ whilst playing the game. They barely represent Russians. There is a lot of nudity skins. They are kinda hot but I have seen better hentai, Camera angle is kinda awful. I can't see the panty shots whatsoever because the camera is not flexible but in an awful fixed position. I recommend go to nhentai and read hentai at this point. I would recommend this game if it was free or at least had more aspects towards the hentai side, eg Pleasure Mode, Sex Scenes, Vladimir Putin. You get what I mean. I wish that this was a coop game so I can insert our massive ♥♥♥♥♥ with friends, inside these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bears. Shooting and combat is awful. I wish there was a ♥♥♥ option in the game. To summarise, I don't recommend this game whatsoever unless they implicate the following things.

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I am back baby with the hentai game reviews after a month hiatus. The cringe is back.

Your fellow Hentai Reviewer,
Garfield Johnson

Not the best. It didn't make my pp hard. Pleasure mode is nothing. It gets boring after a while. You can't change your character. However the cameras are the plus point. I can't ♥♥♥♥ talk this game though. It does send a positive message which is to kill all furries. I would like to see the girl do some sexual activities. You know what I mean. However for the price, not bad.

Garfield Johnson - Fellow Hentai Reviewer

I like it. SIKE ♥♥♥♥♥. However, not a lot of nudity for me. No sex, especially with Hitler. The boy is thicc. I was deceived that I couldn't have fisted Hitler in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Unfortunately, the girl is not peng. I will not smash. Combat is ♥♥♥♥. Would not recommend it. I seen better acting in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I would want this game in multiplayer so I can gangbang the players. 0/10 - Garfield Johnson Hentai Specialist, IGN Reporter, BBC News Hentai Reporter #bad #sex

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Please I am lonely. I need sex. I am horny.

I'm horny. I want sex.