Recent reviews by Cooking With Pyro

very fun with friends
lonely without.
lot to do lots to see.
everything wants blood
pigs, bears, lizards, fish?, skeletor, the lorax(es) and dont forget the men with blue skin. they are very shy and very mean. the deer god doesnt like offerings of his kin. unfortunately you need to kill everything to enter valhalla so he will have to go.
how do you know if you are progressing into the correct area at the right pace? they stop 1 shotting you and now 2 or maybe if you block 3 shot you!

Im here to kill bugs and dig holes, and im all out of ammo. *dies*
10/10

9/10 game. why not 10/10? cause i got jumpscared by freddy fishbear who made me ♥♥♥♥ myself in a spooky cave. Trying not to get slapped silly by skeleton sharks when this fuggin huge glowing mario eel thing just shows up. i didnt see it untill i was under it. not a good place to get out and make repairs. thank fully my plasma ball gun froze it and i got a scan after shooting it 2-3 times. this was essentially my first encounter with a reaper.

*low hp*
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*medic heals you*
Thank you!
*dies via headshot instantly*
"I love this game"

been playing for about 8 hours. and so far im enjoying talking to people. very fun for just talking to new people and a good laugh here and there.