Khanically Evil
the great khan welcomes you
the great khan welcomes you
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Sorry Betas
Not gonna be active on Steam tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one, organic carbon-based female) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (I’m with the girl, ok). You'll most likely get aired because I’ll be with the girl (again, I don't expect you to understand the concept of physical touch or female companionship). She’s actually really interested in me and my lore. It’s not a situation I can pass up for some meaningless Steam peons and low-tier scrubs (because I’ll be actively meeting a girl, not that you low-t gamers are really going to understand).This is my life now. Escaping the digital space. Meeting real women and not wasting my precious, high-value time online clicking on pixels. I have to move on from such simple, childish things and branch out into the real world (you wouldn't understand because you have literally never locked eyes with a girl, which is exactly what I am doing in 30 minutes). Do not invite me to Discord. Do not tag me in the group chat. My notifications are permanently muted because my attention is now fully occupied by a female human being (a girl). While you guys are grinding digital ranks that don't exist, I’ll be grinding in real life with a girl (once again, way over your heads). Stay mad, stay lonely, stay in the queue. I’ve ascended.
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Achievements in Perfect Games
Recent Activity
183 hrs on record
last played on 13 Jul
15.6 hrs on record
last played on 13 Jul
2.6 hrs on record
last played on 12 Jul
8 Jul @ 10:52am 
yo added
17 Jun @ 4:42pm 
what..if...we...fiddled......then we faddled......oh fiddle faddle.....fiddly faddly faddle.......fiddle faddle....fiddle faddle....nothing more....than a fiddly faddler.......
16 Jun @ 1:34pm 
Future gamers seeing this, this guy is an idiot. My packet loss using the same website they did is almost the exact same result with 0% across the board, it may perhaps be that the video game is duck taped together. Please laugh at them :steamhappy:
16 Jun @ 11:46am 
laggard
15 Oct, 2025 @ 3:10pm 
I love skating on my skateboard!!!!!
I love biking on my bike!!!!
I like extreme sports, oh, so much!!!!
I like wearing branded clothes like Thrasher and Vans!!!!


i love being a teenager in 2006!!! naruto amv's!!!!! sucking emo ♥♥♥♥!!!!

Hot Topic is so awesome!!!!
Jackass is so funny!!!!!!
Bam Margera has a TV show!!!!!
I want to give him money!!!!!
Tony Hawk, Mat Hoffman!!!!!!!!!!!!
The one-balled ♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!!!!!
I can't remember his name!!!!!!!!!
But dear Jesus I love them all!!!!!!

i love being a teenager in 2006!!! naruto amv's!!!!! sucking emo ♥♥♥♥!!!!

Halo 2 with thе boys!!!!!
Madagascar with Alex the lion!!!!
9/11 was not funny!!!!
But evеrything else is fine!!!!
Shoop da Whoop is epic!!!
George Bush says silly crap!!!
Osama bin Laden is out there!!!
Eminem is good at rap!!!!

i love being a teenager in 2006!!! naruto amv's!!!!! sucking emo ♥♥♥♥!!!!
24 Aug, 2025 @ 10:45am 
哇,谢谢你与我的个人资料互动,我尊重孔子