For those who do not understand and need further explanation, I would like to explain it as thoroughly as possible. Since I have taken the time to learn and study the subject seriously, I am sure that whoever hears this explanation will be able to understand it easily. I will try to use the language as easily as possible and will try to avoid the technical terms that may confuse it so that everyone can apply and transmit it correctly. Explaining it scientifically requires the use of proven data and principles. The principles I'm going to explain are not just weightless words or stories that don't support it. I'm going to try to illustrate and use scientific reasoning so that everyone can understand it easily and certainly apply it. I guarantee you, no one can explain it as easily as I do. Whether it's for physics, chemistry, biology or even mathematics reasons I have to say that it has the most obvious explanation, and the answer is, I don't know.

Why was my comment posted on this subreddit? None of my comments are copypastas! It is very offensive for you to make fun of my intellect by pretending like I’m joking. I do not consent to your plagiarism of my intellectual thesis, and I will be contacting my lawyer very soon to ask them how I can proceed to take action on your post

Guys, I'm shaking… I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with male_07. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal god. Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang male_07 so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. It honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, pass my genes through him, and have him birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING for the chance to get male_07 pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bear. Why would valve create something so perfect? To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tantalize us? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't stand it anymore. ♥♥♥♥. Any time there’s a scene in the valve games with male_07 I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with male_07.

Oh my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Skibidi, you think you are so sigma because of your mewing streak huh? Guess what beta, when I am hitting the griddy with my level 10 gyatt we'll know who's the true sigma. You may be Kai Cenat, ♥♥♥♥ you pay your fanum tax, I'll give you that, but don't forget that I am baby gronk, and remember, when I get my Livvy Dunne and she's jelqing me, you'll be edging to it like a soyboy, does that sound too Ohio to you? Well wasn't it Ohio too when you started looksmaxxing as if it would change the fact that you are a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Gooner with L. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. rizz. You don't like it, but I will always have the Fortnite battle pass... I. Mog. You. You do the thug shake with dat thicc cake when I tell you to. Better have some Grimace Shake to wake you up to the reality that you are just another sus NPC amogus.

Xmas only comes once a year and come this it wont come year santa clause left feet at home what time Xmas comes this year help

After I left my gf for sharting in my face a few months back I haven't jerked the jimmy in probably 2 weeks, I wanted to see what would happen. Well like ten minutes ago I got off drinking in her memories then said ♥♥♥♥ it and started to wack the Willy. I found the finest video I could find and when I nutted it shot out like a double barrel shotgun. Like baby batter just flew EVERYWHERE. In fact, it came out so fast that the very tip of my dongle where the hole is started to BURN. That's how much came out with that much velocity. It was over my bed sheets, my crotch, and a drop even hit my WALL. I had to take off my shirt to sop it all up. That's two weeks worth of fresh sex sauce that came out of my mollywopper in the blink of an eye. 10/10 experience, I didn't even have post- nut clarity, I had an existential crisis.

I miss her

Last time I tried to hold her hand (surprise hand holding 😇) when she wasn't looking and she screamed and ran away. I tried to run after her but she kept calling me a "creep" and a "weirdo". When I heard that I instantly snapped and I got on all fours and starting howling and growling at her. The urge overcame me, and I ♥♥♥♥ all over the floor and I began sprinting on all fours and the ♥♥♥♥ spread everywhere and I couldn't stop it I tried to hold back but I couldn't stop. The teachers tried to stop me but the ♥♥♥♥ on the floor made it impossible to reach me in time. The next day she dropped her pen (we sit next to each other in math 😇) I then proceeded to eat the pen. How do I get her to like me?

You think its funny to take screenshots of people's nfts huh? property theft is a joke to you? I'll have you know that the blockchain doesn't lie, I own it, even if you save it, its my property, you are mad that you dont own the art that i own, Delete that screenshot

You want me to ♥♥♥ OP? Is that what you want? Oh I'm rubbing my ♥♥♥♥ on my screen right now. I'm humping you right now op. My screen is a mess of precum, I'm gonna keep rubbing it till I cover you all over with ♥♥♥ OP. Hnnnnnnnng I'm very close my precum is starting to have a milky color oh boy I'm gonna do it now oh ♥♥♥♥

Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I’m meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn’t expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don’t DM me asking where I am (im with the girl, ok) you’ll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don’t expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me so its not a situation I can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online. I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldn’t understand)

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I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take it. I see an image of a teddy bear posted and then I see it "Oh that looks kinda like Monokuma" it started as. That's funny, but I kept going, I'd see a Seesaw that remind me of Kiyo, I'd see a russian roulette with a gun that remind me of Nagito, I'd see a scissors that Remind me of Genocide Jack. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words Despair ran through my head. I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see some pink liquid. I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ live like this... I can't and don't get me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ started on the words! I'll never hear the word punishment again without thinking of Danganronpa. Someone say something incorrect and I can't say anything other than "NO THAT'S WRONG!" I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is "you are the culprit" and laugh like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insane person. And the word "Hope" is ruined. Danganronpa has destroyed my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life. MAKE IT STOP!

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I'm very sorry, but I have to block you. You probably don't care why I'm blocking you, but just in case you're interested, I'll explain. What you sent me doesn't actually have any emotional impact on me. However, it shows me what type of person you are. It indicates that you're the type of person who deliberately tries to provoke negative reactions from other people. I don't wish to interact with the type of person who dos that, so I have to block you. It has nothing to do with "hurt feelings" or "not being able to take a joke". It has to do with the content of your character.

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the prime minister of the other side of the planet called to see if I was a pokemon champion or just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ digimon digital master. obviously i'm a yu gi oh cosplayer so i told them to suck on my superior card game.

I DID NOT JACK OFF TO HENTAI ♥♥♥♥ YOU
SO MY MOM WAS GOING THROUGH MY INTERNET HISTORY AND SHE SHOWED THE PRINCIPAL MY HENTAI COLLECTION (WHICH I ONLY USE TO PRACTICE MY JAPANESE). SO HE GOES ON TO SEND ME TO A GUIDANCE CONCEALER 4 DAYS A WEEK DURING LUNCH. MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME (TURNS OUT SHE'S MONGOLIAN) AND NOW I DONT EVEN HAVE A PHONE BECAUSE MY MOM IS AFRAID I WILL JACK OFF TO HENTAI!!!!!!!!!! FFS

ok so I am PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW because my STUPID INSENSITIVE BIGOT OF A SCIENCE TEACHER WON'T COVER THE SKELETON IN OUT CLASSROOM!! ive told him a THOUSANDS of TIMES that i have severe anxiety from sans and ive actually developed ptsd from the sans fight and i have to carry around an inhaler everywhere i go now because when i see bones or the color blue i start hyperventilating because of panic BECAUSE THE SKELETON IN MY SCIENCE CLASS TRIGGERED ME!! AND HE WON'T COVER IT!! like? i don't know what i have to do ive tried talking about it to the councilors but they said my condition isnt real??? like um YEAH IT IS?? i wake up screaming and in tears each night because i have a reaccuring nightmare where SANS TELLS ME I'M GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME THEN HAS THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DECENCY TO TELL ME I'VE DIED TEN TIMES, AND THAT I HAVE NO FRIENDS!!! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TRIGGERS ME???? and its just PISSES ME OFF how the school doesn't even CARE THAT I AM ON THE BRINK OF ODING BECAUSE OF THIS!

How can I be gay if I ♥♥♥♥ my dogs, wear fursuits, call all my friends dad, give quick gropes, and collect butt sweat?

This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up you stupid little cockbag. So what if I’m attracted to 2D girls. Where else can you get large breasts, thick thighs, big ass, small waste and purple hair with a Kawaii voice? Nowhere. So stop judging us or I swear to ♥♥♥♥ I will release my final form and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ all over you while reciting ye entire 3rd episode of Sword Art Online. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥.

As i age, I will still be mad. My fury will condense into my skeletal structure, bleaching it black with the hatred and bile I keep sealed inside of me. All will wonder what disease it is that causes me to waste away to an early grave, and no doctor will cure me. And when i finally die, all of my bound up odium will unleash itself, causing my body to burst into flames and erupt into a geyser of acidic blood, laying waste to all the unfortunate who stand nearby my hospital bed. And from the gaping maw of my opened chest cavity, I will throw open a portal from whatever blighted hell dimension my soul has traveled to with the sheer power of my mad. And as I stride froth, slicked crimson with my own blood, born anew to rain terror and destruction on this world I once loved, seven horns shall trumpet and seven seals will break. And as my wings and serpentine heads tear forth from my shoulders and back, I will scream, "I'M STILL MAD."

So today, for the first time, my little toddler finally counted to ten. Everyone was celebrating, saying how proud they are in my kid, and then Ben Shapiro kicks open the door. "Oh you think it's impressive that they can count to ten? I can count to one million." and then proceeded, in my living room for the next two weeks, to count to one million. He then said "yep, another libtard destroyed" and then curbstomped my kid.

One month and ten days into the repeal of Net Neutrality. It hasn't been that bad. Life here in the AT&T™ U-verse™ encampment is okay. True, Netflix is $100 a minute and Wikipedia is banned, but you hardly miss them since streaming Fox News is free. We think the neighboring Comcast™ village is stealing our bandwidth, but the skirmishes against them have all ended in failure.

Tommy came down with scurvy. We can't google the cure, but we hope David Avocado Wolf posts about it soon. So far he's the only doctor to pay the AT&T health expert broadcasting fee.

Good news is rations are up; one day hundreds of guys stormed up the stairs from their moms basements and tried to flee the country, shouting something about their right to stream terabytes of porn and pirated movies. They were put in FCC prison, which is sad, but we have all the frozen chicken tenders we want now.

Emoji run about $20 per use nowadays but I managed to find this one at a discount: 🐗 Hope you enjoy it!

Yes, I am a ham sandwich. So? I don't see any problem. I embraced my whole wheat soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute pastrami on rye!). We have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lot of friends in and outside of the foodom and I am pretty low fat and good looking.

But thanks anyway ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Go and watch your stupid anime ♥♥♥♥ while I spread mustard on my boyfriend.

hey if you ♥♥♥♥ a dude who also has a vagina is it gay or is it bisexual or is it straight haha im just asking for my, dad

Sorry that was lame and i was drunk

You're a charming woman that i want to ♥♥♥♥.... Emotionally, of course.

My friend for his laptop on the floor in my room, my grandma thought it was a scale. conclusion my grandma wieghs 950 dollars.

So i met this prostitute who said she would do anything for $20. Guess who got their homework done.

so munted I'm getting flashbacks to when I was 15 and worked at me local maccas and the manager had a crush on me so he would let me work overnights 3 pingas deep with goon in me large coke cup abusing all the ♥♥♥♥♥ in the drive thru when they said their order was wrong classic stitch ups

Oh my god i just found out titanic actually happened and isn't just a film?!!! #mindblown #sosad :'(

Whoever said ioS7 waterproofs your phone...♥♥♥♥ you

happy 500th game

i wish i had

My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer.

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Happy New Year 2011!