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SO MY MOM WAS GOING THROUGH MY INTERNET HISTORY AND SHE SHOWED THE PRINCIPAL MY HENTAI COLLECTION (WHICH I ONLY USE TO PRACTICE MY JAPANESE). SO HE GOES ON TO SEND ME TO A GUIDANCE CONCEALER 4 DAYS A WEEK DURING LUNCH. MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME (TURNS OUT SHE'S MONGOLIAN) AND NOW I DONT EVEN HAVE A PHONE BECAUSE MY MOM IS AFRAID I WILL JACK OFF TO HENTAI!!!!!!!!!! FFS
Tommy came down with scurvy. We can't google the cure, but we hope David Avocado Wolf posts about it soon. So far he's the only doctor to pay the AT&T health expert broadcasting fee.
Good news is rations are up; one day hundreds of guys stormed up the stairs from their moms basements and tried to flee the country, shouting something about their right to stream terabytes of porn and pirated movies. They were put in FCC prison, which is sad, but we have all the frozen chicken tenders we want now.
Emoji run about $20 per use nowadays but I managed to find this one at a discount: 🐗 Hope you enjoy it!
But thanks anyway ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Go and watch your stupid anime ♥♥♥♥ while I spread mustard on my boyfriend.