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So today, my friend decided he wanted to "try a new strat" in our FPS match.
He called it โThe Cheese.โ
No one knew what that meant โ but he sounded confident. Dangerous combo.
Round starts. He buys nothing but flashbangs and a decoy.
His plan? Blind the enemy, throw the decoy, and knife everyone in the chaos.
We told him: โThis is ranked, bro.โ
He said: โTrust the cheese.โ
He charges in solo, yells โFOR DAIRY!โ in voice chatโฆ
โฆthrows the flashbang at himself,
drops the decoy off the map,
and runs into 3 enemies with a knife โ who donโt even react.
They just look at himโฆ and delete him.
Team voice goes silent. Then we lose it.
Tears. Laughter. Absolute breakdown.
MVP of the match?
Still him.
For morale.
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