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Dead Apple 23 May, 2025 @ 6:38pm

Have a nice weekend

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CodeGuru 22 Apr, 2025 @ 8:33am

🧀 “The Cheese Strat Gone Wrong”

So today, my friend decided he wanted to "try a new strat" in our FPS match.
He called it “The Cheese.”
No one knew what that meant — but he sounded confident. Dangerous combo.

Round starts. He buys nothing but flashbangs and a decoy.
His plan? Blind the enemy, throw the decoy, and knife everyone in the chaos.
We told him: “This is ranked, bro.”
He said: “Trust the cheese.”

He charges in solo, yells “FOR DAIRY!” in voice chat…

…throws the flashbang at himself,
drops the decoy off the map,
and runs into 3 enemies with a knife — who don’t even react.
They just look at him… and delete him.

Team voice goes silent. Then we lose it.
Tears. Laughter. Absolute breakdown.

MVP of the match?
Still him.
For morale.

Dead Apple 18 Apr, 2025 @ 5:24am

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