Hi yes hello 👋 I just wanted to let you know that you are now officially my emotional support gamer. By reading this message you have legally agreed to carry me through every lobby, laugh at my terrible jokes, and share your pizza rolls when the loading screen takes longer than my will to live.

Failure to comply will result in me showing up in your ranked games armed only with bad memes and the power of friendship. Do not test me. I will spam “gg ez” while crying. I will emote dance on your corpse in Minecraft. I will gift you 47 copies of Bad Rats.

Anyway thanks, love you bestie, you’re stuck with me forever now ♥

Tip of the day 1: The best time to go for a poo is after a workout, because you will have a sweaty crack which allows the turd to wipe off easier

𓂸𓆏 frog dong Чат-бот TG @GPT_All_in_one_AIbot

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