Captain Retro
Ontario, Canada
Hi :snowslimehappy::MHRISE_NG:
To the one reading this, welcome. :mhwhappy:
I hope life is treating you well, and that you're okay.
I wish you a life filled with real love and peace. :MHRISE_happy:

I like to explore, hunt monsters, and collect loot/treasure :DSTchest:
Straight out of the 80s, so good normal vibes here. :snowslimecool:

I'm a retro gamer all the way :gk_heart:
I don't support pay to win/microtransactions/mindless woke narratives. :MHRISE_OK:😁

Sincerely
-Capn' Retro

Ps: You're the master of your sea. You are a beautiful person, and you deserve all the love.
You are awesome. :er_heart: Keep being strong, and please never give up..🙏:gk_cross::autonautwuv:
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Hi :snowslimehappy::MHRISE_NG:
To the one reading this, welcome. :mhwhappy:
I hope life is treating you well, and that you're okay.
I wish you a life filled with real love and peace. :MHRISE_happy:

I like to explore, hunt monsters, and collect loot/treasure :DSTchest:
Straight out of the 80s, so good normal vibes here. :snowslimecool:

I'm a retro gamer all the way :gk_heart:
I don't support pay to win/microtransactions/mindless woke narratives. :MHRISE_OK:😁

Sincerely
-Capn' Retro

Ps: You're the master of your sea. You are a beautiful person, and you deserve all the love.
You are awesome. :er_heart: Keep being strong, and please never give up..🙏:gk_cross::autonautwuv:
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Captain Retro 17 Mar @ 7:05am 
To all devs out there. I blacklist any and all DLSS 5 AI SLOP, without a second thought. I couldn't care less about photo realism. The PS3/360 graphics were beautiful, and still are. I don't support nor condone the use of AI/DLSS 5 SLOP. The AI SLOP fatigue is very real.
Captain Retro 19 Feb @ 6:01am 
Didn't know Minecraft had some immature splash texts.
You can remove the nonsense with this.
https://github.com/RussDev7/MC-WokeSplashRemover?tab=readme-ov-file
Captain Retro 18 Sep, 2025 @ 5:36pm 
https://store.steampowered.com/curator/45778915-CharlieTweetsDetected/lists/
For your wallet ♥
Captain Retro 21 May, 2025 @ 1:01pm 
https://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/discussions/forum/1/2217311444333701812/
Cool shortcut trick for webpage to steam app page.
(Copy steam link, paste it on your Steam page, and click it, trick.)
Captain Retro 21 May, 2025 @ 12:59pm 
https://store.steampowered.com/curator/44858017-Sweet-Baby-Inc-detected/
For the safety of your wallet. :snowslimehappy::DSTchest: