7ft 4 inches, eat bricks for breakfast, punched a hole in a wall one time when my chinese was late, massive shoulders, inject protein powder into my arms, can plank for a little bit before falling over, can stand on one leg for ages, can sit in a bar and not sing along to mr. brightside, put the star on top of a christmas tree a few times, can lift about 96 if I abuse performance enhancing drugs, rapped that sumalumaduma part of rap god but no-one was about, can down a few dark fruits before ending up out of my head somewhere in the english channel, met John Cena once, can play the first few chords in wonderwall proper fast, got 45 views on a youtube video before it got taken down for having take on me in the backround, been on tele loads, wears sunglasses indoors, owns a bucket hat, haven't smiled since 2009, entrepreneur, can spell entrepreneur, voted liberal democrats for a bit of a laugh, did a front flip one time and it was well sick, got a degree in english language, shakespeare is a bumbaclart, i said maybe, live, laugh, love, eats apples and drinks water, disciplined lifestyle, rashford dashed us a scran, got headbutted by noel gallagher cos i said his feet are well small, bring back jeremy kyle, the best person probably ever, humble life, eat the rich, eat the poor, eat, haven't laughed since 05, eat, sleep, mine, repeat, wrote "and it was all a dream" at the end of my prime minister manifesto to make it sound sick, positive, positive for several unknown std's, go to the gym every other month, got no insulation on my roof, 24cm hand span, vibing, don't hate, wanted for hate crimes in some rando asian places, hate snakes, served 2 years of a 400 year sentence for telling the police the names of everyone involved, stacking shelves, taking names, live forever, dodgy hip, wrote this all myself, always on the grind, too much free time, i said maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me, I don't really wanna know, running out of things to say, ran out of things to say, always getting that bread, don't like crusted bread