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7ft 4 inches, eat bricks for breakfast, punched a hole in a wall one time when my chinese was late, massive shoulders, inject protein powder into my arms, can plank for a little bit before falling over, can stand on one leg for ages, can sit in a bar and not sing along to mr. brightside, put the star on top of a christmas tree a few times, can lift about 96 if I abuse performance enhancing drugs, rapped that sumalumaduma part of rap god but no-one was about, can down a few dark fruits before ending up out of my head somewhere in the english channel, met John Cena once, can play the first few chords in wonderwall proper fast, got 45 views on a youtube video before it got taken down for having take on me in the backround, been on tele loads, wears sunglasses indoors, owns a bucket hat, haven't smiled since 2009, entrepreneur, can spell entrepreneur, voted liberal democrats for a bit of a laugh, did a front flip one time and it was well sick, got a degree in english language
ohh man... I miss u bro... its weird playing games without you..... it was so hard at your funeral bro.... your mum was so sad and i didn't know what to say but i said a few words about our old antics... miss you bro i wish you could just come back and play some games one last time i would give anything for that... i don't know if theres afterlife or something but.. I really miss u man give me the strength to achieve my dreams bro i just want you around again... lifes not the same without you.... cya bro will never forget you..
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you literally live in a bunker with full of children
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