I don't know who you are, I don't know what you want. If you are looking for hot sauce, I can tell you I don't have any more. But what I do have, is a very particular set of chicken wings. Chicken wings which make me a nightmare for Bulgarians like you. If you let my hot sauce bottle go, that'll be the end of it. I will not steal your kefta, I will not eat your dolma. But if you don't. I will look for you, I will sell gyros in Bulgaria, and I will take over your country.

This man is best mechanic I ever see. He fix my van very good. He take work packed sausage cheese and grapes and he go work all day no break (except cigarette of course). I recommend him for fix car, very good. I also very much like kill with him, we go prison together and he die many time! But he come back every time! Amazing. I give him beer for reward, he like, I like.

The jar of ♥♥♥♥♥ tears as well as the down sydrome goat that you sent me recently have been very useful as I am currently serving a triple life sentence in the Gobustan prison complex, this being the reason for my absence. I am planning to escape soon using a wooden stick that I bought for an astounding 4 ♥♥♥♥♥ tears from the best stick maker in the neighborhood. After I break the cage and chain I will jump on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ goat and he will give me a ride back to where I keep my children. I will then finally be able to resume my operation.

I hope the children haven't died of dehydration or starvation yet. But rest assured, whatever happens, it is always Allah almighty's plan.

Inshallah, I will be back soon.

As-Salam Alaykum my brother, I have been very busy acquiring many children for my army over the years but the police keeps telling me that what I am doing is illegal. I don't understand these laws, they are supposed to protect us and our rights but all they do is take away our right to own slaves! This is supposed to be a free country and yet they make us slaves to their rules!

Ahh, I remember the good old days when the system was not corrupted by the infidels, advocates of haram an all that is unclean.

I hope this man could come play with me more often as I give him many goat but he don't want. I will keep sending jar of tears to his house to ask for company until he come.

23 days