I don't know who you are, I don't know what you want. If you are looking for hot sauce, I can tell you I don't have any more. But what I do have, is a very particular set of chicken wings. Chicken wings which make me a nightmare for Bulgarians like you. If you let my hot sauce bottle go, that'll be the end of it. I will not steal your kefta, I will not eat your dolma. But if you don't. I will look for you, I will sell gyros in Bulgaria, and I will take over your country.

This man is best mechanic I ever see. He fix my van very good. He take work packed sausage cheese and grapes and he go work all day no break (except cigarette of course). I recommend him for fix car, very good. I also very much like kill with him, we go prison together and he die many time! But he come back every time! Amazing. I give him beer for reward, he like, I like.

The jar of ♥♥♥♥♥ tears as well as the down sydrome goat that you sent me recently have been very useful as I am currently serving a triple life sentence in the Gobustan prison complex, this being the reason for my absence. I am planning to escape soon using a wooden stick that I bought for an astounding 4 ♥♥♥♥♥ tears from the best stick maker in the neighborhood. After I break the cage and chain I will jump on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ goat and he will give me a ride back to where I keep my children. I will then finally be able to resume my operation.

I hope the children haven't died of dehydration or starvation yet. But rest assured, whatever happens, it is always Allah almighty's plan.

Inshallah, I will be back soon.

As-Salam Alaykum my brother, I have been very busy acquiring many children for my army over the years but the police keeps telling me that what I am doing is illegal. I don't understand these laws, they are supposed to protect us and our rights but all they do is take away our right to own slaves! This is supposed to be a free country and yet they make us slaves to their rules!

Ahh, I remember the good old days when the system was not corrupted by the infidels, advocates of haram an all that is unclean.

I hope this man could come play with me more often as I give him many goat but he don't want. I will keep sending jar of tears to his house to ask for company until he come.

23 days

I was in an eating contest with this guy, he cheated by bringing his 7 year old child under the table. The kid ate more ribs than he did! He must've starved him beforehand. Impressive technique but cheating nonetheless

this guy tried to eat my chicken wings, and when I caught him red handed, he tried to murder me. he also smells like a wet dog

bro stop trying to touch my turtle

why does it always smell like dead rats in your basement?

tenk y

I giv y bred