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Texas, United States



If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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[Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He f#cked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna f#ck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the f#cking Earth, now get outta my f#cking sight, before I piss on you too!