Bassturd
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My mind is an endless echo chamber of farting sounds. Every serious thought enters with dignity and leaves wearing clown shoes. Entire philosophical debates are interrupted by what sounds like a trombone falling down a flight of stairs. Somewhere deep inside my subconscious, a tiny committee is trying to maintain order, but they're being drowned out by the acoustic equivalent of a bean-fueled apocalypse.
My mind is an endless echo chamber of farting sounds. Every serious thought enters with dignity and leaves wearing clown shoes. Entire philosophical debates are interrupted by what sounds like a trombone falling down a flight of stairs. Somewhere deep inside my subconscious, a tiny committee is trying to maintain order, but they're being drowned out by the acoustic equivalent of a bean-fueled apocalypse.
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Purple hat dude, come take me to dream land
Where clocks melt soft in your lavender hand,
Where stars hum tunes only moonflowers know,
And rivers of honey through silk meadows flow.

Whisper me secrets from skies made of glass,
Teach me to dance where the sunbeams won’t pass,
Spin me through galaxies stitched with a sigh,
Paint me new wings made of midnight and dye.

Purple hat dude, I’ve grown tired of the gray,
Carry my heart where the colors don’t fray,
Show me the world that forgets how to end—
Then tip your hat, and we’ll start once again.
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26 Jun @ 11:26am 
THANK GOODNESS THE FORUMS ARE SAVED!
25 Jun @ 1:59pm 
What if he hasn't pooped in a few years and he's just really backed up?
I met Incredible Gassy the other day. Great guy. Fantastic guy. And I said, 'How do you get that big?' Nobody knew. The experts didn't know. The scientists didn't know. But he's enormous, folks. Absolutely enormous. Some people are calling him the greatest gas-powered achievement in the history of our country. That's what they're saying.
25 Jun @ 12:31am 
A friend of the frog family.
24 Jun @ 4:35pm 
I'M BACK! I LIVE! 3 MONTHS IN THE HOLE! SUCK IT STEAM!
26 Mar @ 12:49am 
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