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Porch Pirate
26 Jun @ 11:26am 
THANK GOODNESS THE FORUMS ARE SAVED!
Bassturd
25 Jun @ 1:59pm 
What if he hasn't pooped in a few years and he's just really backed up?
Rɛƈtǟʟ_ɛӼքʟօֆɨօN
25 Jun @ 2:46am 
I met Incredible Gassy the other day. Great guy. Fantastic guy. And I said, 'How do you get that big?' Nobody knew. The experts didn't know. The scientists didn't know. But he's enormous, folks. Absolutely enormous. Some people are calling him the greatest gas-powered achievement in the history of our country. That's what they're saying.
THATISFROG
25 Jun @ 12:31am 
A friend of the frog family.
Bassturd
24 Jun @ 4:35pm 
I'M BACK! I LIVE! 3 MONTHS IN THE HOLE! SUCK IT STEAM!
Abby
26 Mar @ 12:49am 
united terrorist states of peemerica
Bassturd
25 Mar @ 6:36pm 
everyone thought Iran was attacking
Bassturd
25 Mar @ 2:19pm 
I know, I can smell it. All the way here in the U.S. It showing up on radar everywhere.
Abby
24 Mar @ 2:15pm 
I shidded
Bassturd
22 Mar @ 10:53pm 
if it takes you 2 hours to poop you may need more fiber in your diet.
Porch Pirate
22 Mar @ 10:16pm 
i'm more of a clinger have hard time letting things go.
Bassturd
22 Mar @ 9:44pm 
are you squeezing the old fart box son?
Porch Pirate
22 Mar @ 7:49pm 
ive got a few in the old fart box
Bassturd
22 Mar @ 6:52pm 
are you farting yet son?
Brad Chadley
22 Mar @ 12:02pm 
Bassfart https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jB0nMaWz9k
Bassturd
22 Mar @ 11:17am 
are you winning chicken dinners son?
Abby
22 Mar @ 4:47am 
are you drownign son?
Bassturd
21 Mar @ 7:20pm 
are you sunning son?
IWASFROG
21 Mar @ 7:05pm 
are you swimming won
Abby
21 Mar @ 1:41am 
are you winning son
Porch Pirate
20 Mar @ 12:32pm 
FREE BIRD
WarHeRo
20 Mar @ 3:57am 
are you muted?
Porch Pirate
16 Mar @ 7:38am 
Im Not Gay. BUT MY BOYFRIEND IS!
Porch Pirate
8 Mar @ 6:24pm 
*FREE BASSTURD*
WarHeRo
4 Mar @ 1:08pm 
mayhaps
Bassturd
4 Mar @ 1:07pm 
@Warhero, will you accept IOU papers with little hearts on them?
Bassturd
4 Mar @ 1:06pm 
What about this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycYsthaO2D0
WarHeRo
4 Mar @ 1:03pm 
hmpf, if u rly love me then send me $60k per day :steammocking:
salamander
4 Mar @ 10:11am 
i actually thought about that scene the other day and looked it up. it brought me much lulz
Bassturd
4 Mar @ 10:10am 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohlW9SbhLzc
salamander
4 Mar @ 9:02am 
ok but theres also faeces stains.

sorry
Bassturd
4 Mar @ 8:59am 
It's ok I have a squeegee.
salamander
4 Mar @ 12:52am 
*sneezes on the wall*

sorry
Sarge I’ll wok my own pathe
3 Mar @ 6:19pm 
Some peoples mothers need a reality check for how they raised their kids.

I’m glad you told that mother what’s what
Porch Pirate
3 Mar @ 3:19pm 
LET MY PEOPLE GO!
Kurt Cobain
28 Feb @ 8:01pm 
Lmao
Bassturd
28 Feb @ 7:52pm 
I told someone their mother was a 2 dollar wh0re. I'm not gonna apologize.
Kurt Cobain
28 Feb @ 7:44pm 
Weak people revenge. Strong people forgive. Intelligent People Ignore.
Bassturd
27 Feb @ 9:04am 
I blew out my entire colon. Painted the toilet a nice shade of red last night.
Porch Pirate
26 Feb @ 8:09pm 
careful on the push you can blow out an O ring
Bassturd
26 Feb @ 4:42pm 
My anus fell out again. Time to get the gloves.
Bassturd
25 Feb @ 4:14pm 
Banned from OT? Yes, just about every month since the beginning of 25. I'm used to it by now.
Porch Pirate
25 Feb @ 2:53pm 
are you muzzled again? and is this by choice if so?
Bassturd
25 Feb @ 2:17pm 
A Boo
Abby
25 Feb @ 1:57pm 
Peak
Abby
24 Feb @ 4:17am 
Truth nuke :)
Bassturd
23 Feb @ 2:57pm 
some people pay for that stuff although whips and chains cost extra.
Abby
23 Feb @ 1:24pm 
Im gonna bark at you
Bassturd
21 Feb @ 8:39am 
I see...*sips coffee*
Porch Pirate
21 Feb @ 8:33am 
mum always told me the best part of me ran down her leg!