AssMan69
Peri
Berkshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
One man's ass is another man's pleasure.
One man's ass is another man's pleasure.
Currently Offline
Just as the UNSC intended.
Own a Spartan Laser for point-defence, since that’s what the UNSC intended.

Four Sangheili breach my mess-hall.

“What the Devil?”, I mutter, as I grab my CH252 standard issue combat helmet and Weapon/Anti-Vehicle Model 6/R Grindell/Galilean Nonlinear Rifle. Splaser a golf ball sized hole through the first Elite, it’s dead on the spot. Draw charge on the second Elite, miss it entirely since it’s optic wasn’t smart-linked to my HUD and splash-atomise the bulkhead instead.

I have to resort to the M68 ALIM at the back of the mess-hall loaded with depleted uranium slugs, “OOHRAH!” a single slug shreds two Elites in the Mach 40 blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off various hull-breach alarms.

Fix contraband kemuksuru and charge the last terrified split-chin. It bleeds out waiting on an ONI exfil to arrive since in-tissue Blamite detonations are impossible to stitch up, just as the UNSC intended.
Recent Activity
6.5 hrs on record
last played on 3 May
14.2 hrs on record
last played on 2 May
14 Apr @ 11:53am 
v lost a 3v1 whilst extract camping v
14 Apr @ 10:56am 
noob
12 Apr @ 3:40pm 
I live in this man's head for free after he lost a 2v1 to a man with no shields and a hammer.
12 Apr @ 12:38pm 
Tell me more my lord
12 Apr @ 9:51am 
This man is still taking the bait. It is only expected from those who lose 2v1's to a man with a hammer and no shields.
12 Apr @ 9:02am 
Omg youre so cool with your hacks and no shields. Teach me please your dirty ass tricks