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Italian bias. Stop making the pasta people so powerful. 0/10 nerf the Ha-Go

Ez game. Virgin knight/sword user vs. Gigachad glass canon magic user

Vanquill is a virgin is uses the former

Sekiro: shadows die twice is my favorite character of all time. I wish Japanese people were real

Amazing action-RPG, but I wish Clive would pet me like he pets Torgal 😩

GONNA HAVE TO USE 2 PERCENT OF MY POWERS THIS TIME. LIKE, WHERE'D I PUT THAT SANDWICH? NO, THE OTHER ONE... LIKE, DON'T MESS WITH ME, MAN! THIS CAN GO TWO WAYS, PUNK. ONE, YOU WALK AWAY. TWO, I WALK ON YOUR FACE. LIKE, ZOINKS, WHAT A MATCH-UP. QUICK! WHICH IS BETTER: BROWNIES OR SANDWICHES? MAN, I FEEL SO MUCH POWER INSIDE ME. IT'S, LIKE, KINDA TINGLY! I'LL WARN YOU I'M, FEELING LIKE PRETTY POWERFUL DUDE! MAN, I SHOULDA LEARNED BETTER CATCHPHRASES. MAN, MY STOMACH GETS GRUMPY WHEN I DON'T FEED IT. OHH BOY, LIKE, HERE WE GO AGAIN LIKE MAN, EVEN I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS POWER! DON'T WORRY, I'LL, LIKE, GO EASY ON YOU. LIKE, YOU FIND ANY CLUES ABOUT HOW TO GET OUT OF HERE? DUDE, YOU THINK THAT WILL STOP ME? DUDE, I GUESS I'M NOT, LIKE, TOTALLY INVINCIBLE. I THINK I'M GETTING EVEN STRONGER! LIKE, DUDE, THAT KINDA TICKLED DUDE, DID SOMEONE SAY "SCOOBY SNAX MAN, THAT, LIKE, BARELY HURT! LIKE, GUESS I'M NOT MORTAL! OH DUDE, I CAN'T LET EVERYONE DOWN! SURPRISE! YOU CAN'T STOP ME THAT EASY! DUDE, FEELS LIKE MY BLOOD SUGAR IS GETTING LOW ZOINKS! IT'S FOR YOU! I'LL SHAKE YA! DUDE, I'M GETTING MAD! THIS IS, LIKE, AN OVERWHELMING AMOUNT OF POWER, DUDE! LIKE .001 OF MY POWER SO FAR! I THINK IT'S TIME TO, LIKE, UNLEASH MY WRATH! DUDE

To Stren:

/sticker Alien

Friend just finished making a motorbike and gunned it down a narrow straight, over a blind hill and fell straight into the water, blowing it up not even 10 minutes after making it. 10/10 would watch my friend become depressed again.

Help. My friend Stren got Super Auto Pets recently and has an addiction. He's been aggressively telling me and our other friend to play it with him, yelling at us and it's scaring me. I'm worried he will soon hold us at gunpoint to force us against our will. I'm so scared and I fear for my life. Please hurry. Oh wait, this isn't the emergency webchat hotline.

Was it really that hard to make a game that can function? The game has the potential to be good, but if you can't even get past the menu screen because of how unstable this application is, then you have a piece of 12GB garbage on your hard drive. My friend LilRootin tried to get my friend and I, constantly praising this pile, but the game seems mediocre at best. Graphics aren't really impressive for it's time of 2012 (Looks like an original Xbox gen era game), games bosses boil down to big damage sponges with easily learnable patterns of attack (from what I've seen on the PS4), and level design was as repetitive as it was boring. Don't waste your money or even your more valuable time on the pile this game is. I was gifted this game, and I still want the money back for him. Such a shameful waste. 2/10 at best. ♥♥♥♥ off 2K/Gearbox.



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Don't mind me, just making a review for the steam awards. Carry on.