We kill bananas for a living.

Here it is comrades!
We have struggled and obliterated our way through the phallic-shaped fruit, whether it be green, yellow (sometimes we even saw the glimpse of the rare red banana), black or any colour we may have stumbled across along the way. We are here at the group's first New Year!
I for one have seen many bananas held in stocks and stoned and as thus, I am extremely happy and pleased to say that we are winning the war against these foul growths, but it is not over.
As we march on from our founder year of 2013 to 2014, we must be reminded of how it is that we came to be; the bananas rich in potassium were intent on poisoning the minds of those who we once thought friends, family, co-workers with the simple thought that they are naught but an innocent yellow fruit, but alas, we have seen their devilishly charming ways and we forged a mighty fellowship to save the minds of generations after us.
May they be safer in 2014 as we continue eradicating the world from these yellow montrosities. Together, as one, we will ensure this year that bananas will not take over.
LONG LIVE THE BANANA KILLERS!