what the ♥♥♥♥ you think this is, this is a bottle of water.

Why are you here? Are you thirsty? Do you want to get some of that poo nani? Or do you simply just love the bottle. Drink it, take the cap off and just open your mouth, it's water. It's pretty delicious, it's also a bottle. Do you like Aquafina? That's not water, that's chemicals. We drink water here, water like Natural springs. You can join if you like Dasani, just don't expect to go anywhere because that ♥♥♥♥ is going to end you. Kill your thirst, drink up baby.

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Serious question. How do you prefer your water?

18 October, 2021 - Gonzo | 1 Comments

● = Ice cold.

♫ = Room Temp.

✈ = In-between, more cool.

❂ = Other, please explain.

I want to thank ALL of you for being a part of our fantastic water drinking experience. We come from far distances and great lengths to bless our profiles with the crispyness or warmest of waters to extinguish our thirsts with pleasurable water. We all know that by simply reading this statement alone, you know water is a part of your life and you should truly thank it for blessing you with your survival of today. We can all put our differences aside and come together from streams or tap of various world waters to truly obtain world peace. Or war if you like aquafina / dasani or any sort of chemical tasting waters you could think of. Bless up my water fam.

-Gonzo

200 Pros of water.

5 December, 2019 - Gonzo | 2 Comments

YOYOYO.

This is a special announcement for all you water drinkers out there. We've officially collected 200 people that all drink bottles of water. This is absolutely amazing. The amount of ass we've slayed together by staying hydrated is exhilarating and I owe it all to you babe.

We're still alive yes, however it's not without water. Water is essential, water is necessary, water is the center of what you need before talkin to your aunt jane about those crabs you got in your pubic area from sleeping with that unforgiving stranger. Trust me when i tell you, I appreciate each and every one of you for staying alive in our special lifetime of enjoying the experience of a refreshing liquid.

DRINK UP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

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