When all else fails the US government relies on the Butthole Brigade.

Setup in the early 1960s by the request of John F Kennedy to help push back the threat of communism, the Butthole Brigade was made part of of the US special forces and is currently part of USSCOM. It has had recent operations in the Middle East and Afghanistan and helped in the hunt for Osama Bin Laden. When President Obama was asked about the Butthole Brigade he said, "They're essential to the security of our nation, without them the United States would be open to the threat of terrorism and destruction." However, all through the lifetime of the Butthole Brigade they have mainly been tasked with one objective, to stop the Legion of Doom. They would work along side the Justice League to bring down such an organisation for the good of America.
One day we will all thank the Butthole Brigade for their services to the United States and indeed the world.