A brief summary of our purpose in modern-day gaming:

The Chemical Union is a group of good-guy gamers who aim to just have a good time gaming. We are committed to troll douchebags who make a gaming experience worse. We have decent grammar, so don't even think of applying unless you know how to type :3
Of course, if I know you from another game or I've met you in person then you most likely won't have to apply anyway. I'm not even sure if I'm going to make an application process. Meh, I'll judge you for myself.
Anyway, thanks for reading this and I hope to see you kicking douche-ass for the greater good.