Is this you: "Ugh. I'm too lazy to go on the trade server."?

Trust me, we've all been there. Which is why this group was made!
Need something sold?
Want to buy something?
Well, that's my job! I use a bot I programmed myself to find the best deal for all of you hungry buyers out there!
Item "taxes" (how much I request of you if you're buying the item):
1-5 Refined Metal: 0.33 Refined Fee
5.11-10 Refined Metal: 0.55 Refined Fee
10-20 Refined Metal: 0.77 Refined Fee
1 Key-5 Keys: 1 Refined Fee
Not doing trades for anything higher than that without having enough trust.
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RULES:
1. No "backing out" on your request, you place it, you fulfill it.
2. No changing prices. The price I state is the price you get. As I've said, it is the cheapest I can find using my bot searching all of the major trading websites.
3. Do not add me to ask for Moderator/Admin Privileges. Just don't.
4. Only add me if you know what you want to buy. There IS a limit on friends-lists.
5. Please for the love of Almighty God, don't spam me with messages. If I don't accept your friend request, or I don't accept it right away, don't send it again. Generally the only time I won't accept it is if I'm very busy, my list is full, or I'm offline.
6. I will not teach you how to program (i.e, don't ask me.) If you don't know how to yourself, there are classes online or at your local college. I suggest researching it.
7. If you're VAC-Banned, it's probably for a reason. Until you can convince me otherwise, I shouldn't be required to treat you the same as an innocent Steam user.
8. Failure to comply with these rules will result in a kick from the group or a potential permanent ban if I feel it is necessary.
9. Just to make sure: "3. Do not add me to ask for Moderator/Admin Privileges. Just don't."
10. Follow all of the rules stated.
11. Be Friendly! This is a community, not a company.
12. Enjoy yourselves! Have some fun! It's just a game.
13. Keep being awesome (but you should know that by now).