We crunched the numbers here guys. In short, we're ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

A collection of updates from the past year...

Jason Derullo, a one time investor, brought former owners SOKKA.lo, and Han Solo, as well as current general manager, Memes to court. Unfortunately, none of them have been available for any questions regarding the lawsuit.

All players signed by Han Solo, as well as SOKKA.lo have seen their contracts expire. General manager Memes, has yet to make any additions to the squad and the team is nothing but a name for the time being.

Open tryouts where held in January of 2019. For reasons I can not legally go into detail about the event, but that dude really did break his leg and begin to choke out Memes with it.

The organization received a buyout offer in March 2019, but the emergency managing council declined the offer on the grounds of quid pro quo. We're still unsure what that means. A common theme for the tattered squad.

Finally...

That brings us to today.

It is with a heavy heart that we announce the closure of our esports branch. We have loved all of the support we have received through the years. To former plays, members, management, and most importantly, you,

THANK YOU.

(We will still be selling workout supplements on our website.)