We are definatly doing things

Founded in 1842 by the prussian scientist Captain First Rank Marko Ramius, RAWR Laboratories is the worlds leading research and development company that is based out of the Federated State of Microneisa. With such ground breaking inventions like the One-time-use Time Machine and the explosive zipper, RAWR Labs has become a household name around the world. Now I'm sure you're asking yourself, "Why am I hear reading this. They havent hired new workers in decades". First of all I would just like to say that you misspelled the word "here". Imperfection will get you killed in this line of work. Or just mangled beyond reconition. Or worse. Now, it is true that most of our work is done by our mutated lobster men slaves, but restassured, there are people here. Some of them are even liveing! But due to new government laws our humble company need to find a new tax break. So we build a new facility in the wonderful land of Internetia! This also means that we are currently hireing! So if you want to do incredably dangerous work for little pay, go on down to your local morge and ask for Frank. He can set you up. And remember, we are definatly doing things!