They are filthy, vile, and unkempt creatures that come from the darkest depths of Steam. These creatures plague our dear Team Fortress 2 with their Ghastly Gibusses, Pyrovision Goggles, and idiotic play styles. Yes, these abominations are indeed the "Free to Play" (usually abbreviated "F2P"). The F2P has been an ever growing problem ever since the F2P update; a problem that must be ridden of. We must band together, fellow Premium brothers. Our master race must cleanse TF2 of these wretched abominations. Take the first step and join our pact. Together we will be triumphant. And, with our combined efforts, the F2P will be no more.