[Potatoemen] Potatoes in Anarchy Overview

ALL HAIL TEH POTATOE MEN, ALL HAIL TEH POTATOE MEN.

HISTORY OF TEH POTATOE MEN... PLEASE READ!!!!


WHEN TEH POTATOE MEN WERE FIRST INTRODUCED AT -3748634264378263846 BC EVERYONE TURNED THEIR BACKS AND THOUGHT THAT IT WAS A SHAMEFUL IDEA. BUT NO. ONE GOD STOOD UP FROM THE OTHERS AND LED THEM TO THE ANCIENT CATHEDERAL WERE HE SHOWED THEM A PATH TO GREATNESS, A PATH TO GLORY, A PATH TO IMMORTALITY. HE SHOWED THEM THE... VEGETABLE TRAIN! SO FROM THEN ON THE POTATOE BELIEF WAS PASSED DOWN FROM GENERATION TO GENERATION UNTIL 1 DAY 1 APPLE FROM THE FRUIT TRAIN (OUR IMMORTAL ENEMIES) CAME IN AND DESTROYED EVERYTHING TEH POTATOES HAD MADE AND BUILT. TEH POTATOES WERE DEVESTATED. THEY HAD NO WERE TO GO. THEY ALMOST WERE ABOUT TO TURN TO NORMAL CIVILISATION WHEN THE POTATOE GOD BLESSED THEM WITH THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF POTATOES FALLING FROM THE SKIES. AND SLOWLY BUT STEADYLY THE POTATOE ARMY GREW UP. BUT ON TIME ON THE DAY OF THE ULTIMATE TRADEGY. THE FRUIT TRAIN WAS OVER FLOWING WITH SOLDIERS SO THEY ATTACKED THE VEGETABLE TRAIN. BOOM, CRASH THERE WAS A MASSIVE BATTLE AND THE VEGETABLE TRAIN SURVIVED, HOWEVER THE VERY LAST CARRIGE WAS BROKEN OFF AND IT TURNED OUT TO HAVE ALL THE SCROLLS AND BOOKS ABOUT THE POTATOE MENS AND ALL THOSE INNOCENT MEN, WOMEN AND BABY POTATOES DIED AND THEIR CARRIGE WAS BURIED IN THE BACK YARD OF A VERY CURIOUS DOG, NAMED THE NEON TERRIER. THE NEON TERRIER WAS PLAYING AROUND 1 DAY WHEN HE SAW A MASSIVE CARRIGE OF A TRAIN IN HIS BACK YARD. SO HE INSPECTED IT AND SO FORTH, THE POTATOE BELIEF WAS REBORN. HE FOUND OUT AND READ ALL ABOUT TEH POTATOE MEN. AND THATS HOW THIS GROUP WAS MADE. NOW THAT YOU KNOW THE HISTORY ABOUT TEH POTATOE MEN, BE MY GUEST AND COPY AND PASTE IT TO UR FRIENDS I MEAN, IT MIGHT ENCOURAGE THEM TO JOIN. JOIN TEH POTATOE ARMY PLEASE, BECAUSE THEY NEED YOU, WE NEED YOU, HE NEEDS YOU.

ayy lmao

-POTATOEMEN huntcher 2015