Black people are scary

Day 1: The uproar was heard ten miles in every direction once the closing of KFC was announced. White hearts everywhere are fearing for their lifes whilst hoping the darkies will be reasonable and not blame the white man.

Dat 2: My assesment of the reasonability of the black man was wrong, as they fight for the last piece of crispy fried chicken the white community is starting to realize how dire the situation is. We need to barricade our shelter with signs of job-listings, because that is what the darkiest fear the most.

Day 3: Oh my god, they, they are out of bananas too! Their heavy punches against our last piece of sheltering wood would instill fear, even in our Lord and saviour Jesus Christus What will we d......