noobs assemble

Get here for the cookies, stay here because you forget how to leave,
cuz you're a noob now!

We will be the very worst,
like no one ever was.
To lose them is our real test,
to fail them is our our cause!

We will travel across the net,
spraying far and wide!
Each game to understand,
the power that's inside!

Games! (Gotta fail 'em all!) Its you and us.
I know it's our destiny!
Games! Oh, you're our best friend!
In a universe we can't defend!
Games! A heart so true!
Our courage will pull us through!

You teach us and we'll forget!
Ga-aa-ames! Gonna lose 'em all!
Gonna lose 'em all!

Every challenge along the way,
with fear we will face.
We will fail every day,
to claim our last place!

Come with us, the time is right.
There's no worse team.
Arm in arm we'll flee the fight,
it's always been our dream!

Games! (Gotta fail 'em all!) Its you and us.
I know it's our destiny!
Games! Oh, you're our best friend!
In a universe we can't defend!
Games! A heart so true!
Our courage will pull us through!

You teach us and we'll forget!
Ga-aa-ames! Gonna lose 'em all!
Gonna lose 'em all!