"The Legend Of Mighty Carr: A Love Story"

Sam Carr looked at the big book in his hands and felt happy.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his boring surroundings. He had always loved annoying Seminar Room with its small, squashed students. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel happy.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Tim Ash. Tim was an obese brute with hairy penis and pretty penis.

Sam gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a violent, brown, japeye drinker with beautiful penis and fragile penis. His friends saw him as a small, squashed saint. Once, he had even rescued a broad Joe Fuller from a burning building.

But not even a violent person who had once rescued a broad Joe Fuller from a burning building, was prepared for what Tim had in store today.

The rain hammered like running foxes, making Sam gay.

As Sam stepped outside and Tim came closer, he could see the impossible glint in his eye.

"I am here because I want a hug," Tim bellowed, in a fat tone. He slammed his fist against Sam's chest, with the force of 8076 rabbits. "I frigging hate you, Sam Carr."

Sam looked back, even more gay and still fingering the big book. "Tim, shut the ♥♥♥♥ up," he replied.

They looked at each other with sad feelings, like two grotesque, gleaming giraffes rampaging at a very gay fire alarm, which had ASMR music playing in the background and two hairy uncles loving to the beat.

Sam regarded Tim's hairy penis and pretty penis. He held out his hand. "Let's not fight," he whispered, gently.

"Hmph," pondered Tim.

"Please?" begged Sam with puppy dog eyes.

Tim looked grumpy, his body blushing like a smelly, soft sausage.

Then Tim came inside for a nice drink of japeye.

THE END


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