FACEPWN64 IS LITERALLY HITLER

Valeden was born on January 32nd 2019 where he played Trial of the Blood Dragon, got cancer, and was sent to the 80s. Legend has it FacePwn64 met the legend on a Team Fortress 2 trade server. However FacePwn cucked Valeden on his cellphone. Valeden was traumatized and kept saying "Bane?" in order to reach the plane realm where he may crash with the big guy himself. Bane then gave Valeden a copy of SMITE. Valeden said "this game looks pretty good", Bane then replied his legendary words "4u". Valeden then was transformed by this statement and screamed "BAIT!" at the top of his lungs, some say that was the same day 9/11 happened.

Here is his steam by the way, feel free to add him.

http://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/profiles/76561198037165461/

And yes, that is his actual real life face, don't tell anyone.

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RECENT ANNOUNCEMENTS

Valeden announced his new GOTY

20 August, 2016 - Ninja Turtles | 0 Comments

It is Metal Gear Survive, be sure to buy it for him when it comes out.

Just kidding, he already got forty preorders.

MOBAs have killed FacePwn64

4 August, 2016 - Ninja Turtles | 2 Comments

https://gyazo.com/ea03482b025c2fb844bea2672a582021

the nutshack funny moments: i love mobas

Friendly Reminder, MOBAS are not games and you should avoid SMITE like the plague unless you want to turn into a Valeden.

EDIT: I just realized this is the Valeden Fan Club, not the Valeden Assassination group, ignore this announcement.

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