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[This all began with the following chatroom lines as TheRedPanda and I were waiting for eʟĸ to return to the Chatroom we were all in...]

"chelitopower: Hey Pandu
chelitopower: would you agree Elk is cool?
TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: nuh
TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: hes fabu *^*
chelitopower: Elk confirmed Cool & Fabu
TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: *elk's preparing for win 10 update*
chelitopower: *elk's crying tears of joying for being confirmed "cool & fabu"*
TheRedPanda ♥ ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ: *elk realizes dat he has friends*"

[And so the story begins..]

eʟĸ sat behind his computer, and begins to cry tears of joy. He has finally been confirmed to be Cool and Fabu, as his friends had claimed. "Wait a minute," eʟĸ thought, "I.. have friends..!" eʟĸ begins to cry more tears of joy upon this realization. His excitement over his new friends takes over and eʟĸ begins to hug a pillow out of pure bliss. He imagines the pillow to be his friends and hugs tighter. After some time, eʟĸ finally releases the pillow, the pillow was now covered in his tears of joy. "Someday..." pondered eʟĸ, "Someday I'll move my bed outside... So I can imagine the clouds as my own fluffy friends!" eʟĸ glances at his bed. "...But... when to move it.." eʟĸ thinks to himself, ".....Tomorrow....yes...!" eʟĸ screams, "TOMORROW!". eʟĸ begins to do pushups on the floor to prepare for moving the bed tomorrow. "Wait, wouldn't this make me weaker for lifting..?" eʟĸ pondered. eʟĸ got up and laid in bed to rest, thinking he had cleverly dodged exercise. He then got on his computer and checked Google. "Oh, Google says pushups would make me stronger..." eʟĸ sighs, realizing he isn't as clever as he thought and should begin doing pushups again. In a jolt of motivation, eʟĸ flips over and starts to do pushups. However, he notices his bed is too soft and he was now somehow sinking into the softness of his bed! eʟĸ starts to panic and yells. "Help! I'm sinking!" he screamed, but no one was coming. As he begins sinking further, he then notices.. his bed is actually a living being, and he is about to become it's breakfast! "Nom Nom, eʟĸs are my favorite to eat," said eʟĸ's bed. In a slow, gruesome manner, eʟĸ's body is torn apart by his own bed, limb from limb. At this point, eʟĸ's parents enter the room and shout "wutdahell!". eʟĸ, grasping on to life, sheds one tear from his severed head, thinking where his friends were. "This wasn't supposed to happen!", shouted his parents. "Nom Nom, eʟĸs are delicious in the morning!", said eʟĸ's bed. eʟĸ's parents stared at the Not-Hungry-Anymore Bed as the Bed burps. They glance at the remains of their son, laying inside the very bottom of the inside of the Bed and don't react at all. "Maah! Whatever, I never really liked him anyways," exclaimed his father. "He was 'meh' anyways," said his mother.

[*There was a pause here. Check the "Key" at the bottom to see why there's a pause*]

Weeks past and the news of eʟĸ's death finally arrives to Secretary Chelitopower, whom is in Germany at the moment. "Oh No!" said Chelitopower and quickly travels to Professor RedPanda, Chelitopower's boss in Denmark. "Hmmm.... I've got it," said RedPanda, "I shall rebuild him! Secretary, hand me my tools." "Y-Yessir..!" said Chelitopower and quickly handed a toolbox to the Professor. A year passes and the Professor shouted with joy, "IT IS FINISHED!". Chelitopower and Redpanda stood.. facing the succesfully rebuilt eʟĸ.. waiting to live once more.

~Fin~