Gather round the fire, It's cold out there!

Welcome to the fire! It's cold out there (At least in Michigan...) and while we're all gathered around here, we might a well pas some time by telling stories, whether we just read about them or have experienced them, in-game or real-life, all are acceptable! And honestly, I hope we hear some weird or funny stuff that could brighten up our day. So get close and let's hear some random things for our entertainment.