Stand Small

We are the Society of the Small, the Tiny and even the Mini. We are very small. Our goal is to make all the tall small and make all the small tall. These are our achievements so far:
*We have captured Shaquille O'Neal
*We invented chutney
*We give spare taxidermy parts to the poor
*We have AA meetings for the small tall drinkers
*We have most Michael Bay films on Amazon Prime
*We dislike giraffes and tall kangaroos
*We except all into our group, after you have been tinyfied (except seniors, they aren't covered by our insurance)
*We accept ALL donations, big or small. Hopefully big. Please.

Join us in our conquest! We will rule the world! Or maybe just some of it. We already control Canada, Finnland and Greece. That's pretty good. But we might go for Denmark. Maybe. We haven't decided yet. Go team!