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[PRESS RELEASE] Prodigious Young Filmmaker Announces New Ill-Fated 'Frag Video' Featuring His Team Who Are All Better Than Him

Embargoed until 21:30 GMT on Sunday, 26th October 2014

LONDON, UK

At a press conference today, where in attendance was himself and a small amount of lint found in the bottom of his pockets, prodigious young filmmaker and general creative swine Samuel 'hashtagchan' White announced his latest project to inevitably be destroyed after about 3 hours working on it, citing his outrageous and untenable perfectionism.

'I should make a frag video,' White said to nobody in particular.

'But you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥.' said the voices in his head which will never ever go away, no matter how hard he tries or how many people he sees about them.

At this point White began to cry, crawl into the foetal position, and had to be consoled by his parents who heard the sobbing from two floors below him.

Around 17 minutes after the traumatic episode, White sprang to his feet like some sort of disgusting, greasy primate, and shouted:

'I'll leech off my team's considerably greater talents to create something which can only be a disappointment!'

White then continued to explain, while looking mournfully at pictures of girls he'd failed to talk to, that the team could upload their demo files to a Dropbox folder he'd created. After finding one particular girl that had rejected him in front of about 12 different people, he burst into tears again and had to lie down while watching old 'Thomas the Tank Engine' episodes.

After 3 episodes, namely: "Thomas Saves the Day", "Foolish Freight Cars", and "Coal", White began to talk once again to his chronically empty and cold room, hidden under a duvet and a crushing sense of self-hatred.

"The music should be set to 'Carry Me' by Bombay Bicycle Club. Not only is it a fantastic piece of music but it sums up our season and our strategies."

White then heard the voices come back and immediately fainted.

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send me your dropbox emails and I'll add you to the folder
if you don't use dropbox you are silly and I hate you
xox sam