Welcome to Ticklers United!

So who are we? We are a band of jolly cooperating Heavies on a mission to Tickle each and every man, woman, and child we meet. Our people go by many names: Holiday Punch Heavy, Toddler Ticklers, Mitten Hoovy, Fat Spy. What binds us together is one vision, to see the world in laughter.

Sometimes, being a Tickler isn't easy. It can feel like the whole world is against you. The enemy, your own team, or even the mittens you cherish so much can bring you down. When this happens, remember this motivation . . .
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Look at yourself in the loadout screen, and remember that you're a professional tickler. Look directly at your character and recite these lines.
I see pride
I see power
I see a bad-ass mother who don't take no crap off of nobody!
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Repeat 3 times for full effect. Warning: Side effects may include penis enlargement and super saiyan transformations.

Please join our cause! Feel free to invite anyone you please. You need not be a Heavy with a Holiday Punch to join our cause, simply to share and accept our ideals. And remember, have a plan to tickle everyone you meet.

// On a side note, I do collect Holiday Punches so if you are in need of one for mischievious tickling shenanigans hit me up. I will also take any spare Holiday Punches you are willing to donate so that I may continue giving them to less fortunate Heavies.

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