invest in gugbux™

Upsides of investing in gugbux™:
Win 50% more games (Guaranteed!)
Increase Unusual drop chance by 8%
The privilege of owning a gugbuck™

Downsides of not investing in gugbux™:
No women permanently
No men permanently
Dying in 3-5 business days
Lose 50% more games
Decrease Unusual drop chance by 12%