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Giraffe Defense Force GIRAFFEDF

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24 November, 2010

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ABOUT Giraffe Defense Force

WE FIGHT GIRAFFES FOR YOU

A group dedicated to defending you against wild giraffe attacks, we will make sure they do not harm you. We do not kill giraffes, we simply make them bus drivers.

Player of the Week - Determined by who contribues the most to the giraffe defense system

Requirements:
1. 10 Toes
2. A passion for making giraffes into bus drivers
3. The desire to learn about giraffes
4. (Optional) Peach Cobbluh

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Meoweth?

21 December, 2010 - Davvic | 1 Comments

I forseeth thee, that thine beastiary haseth set afoot apon felines of the cat-like varietyeth, mistress! and that they shall rain down on thy kingdome come. We must embark at once on hiring every cleric in the holy grounds of degroot in order to stopeth the long necked brown spotted dragons! Only then will our smithys be homesworthy.

URGENT MESSAGE

21 December, 2010 - Basil of booty street | 2 Comments

Meoweth, Good Sires!

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sjiraff 6 Dec, 2012 @ 6:56pm

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zia 2 Jan, 2011 @ 1:49am

GREAT GAZUKES A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GIRAFFE JUST STOLE MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COA COA PUFFY. ♥♥♥♥♥ GONNA GET A CAP IN HIS ASS T^T

Basil of booty street 24 Nov, 2010 @ 5:18pm

I remember the Great Giraffe War of 1599, that was when the gnomes used their magical giant ears to fight against the giraffe nose hair. When the skies were covered with giraffes riding pineapples with afros. Nobody could have seen the day come, and nobody beleived it, it was almost the end of the world... until the best gnome ever came, Mr Gnomenose Meowmers, my great great great great great great grandfather gnome who defended against the giraffes noses with his own nose and won, and made sure we can live in the world we live in today

zia 24 Nov, 2010 @ 4:45pm

Oh god I have more toes these giraffe's. I think when they become bus drivers they will have more toes. Thank god for our job.

Davvic 24 Nov, 2010 @ 4:42pm

Thanks! It's a really great thing you guys are doing over here. My great great great great grandfather fought in the Great Giraffe War of 1599. I get involved in these kind of things for his honor.

Basil of booty street 24 Nov, 2010 @ 4:37pm

LOOK NO FURTHER MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥, we'll hook you up with the latest in giraffe defense technology. We'll give your baby sunglasses and a much higher caliber machine gun. And since its from the 60s, it will have a speaker installed for groovy hippie music

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