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GREAT GAZUKES A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GIRAFFE JUST STOLE MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COA COA PUFFY. ♥♥♥♥♥ GONNA GET A CAP IN HIS ASS T^T

I remember the Great Giraffe War of 1599, that was when the gnomes used their magical giant ears to fight against the giraffe nose hair. When the skies were covered with giraffes riding pineapples with afros. Nobody could have seen the day come, and nobody beleived it, it was almost the end of the world... until the best gnome ever came, Mr Gnomenose Meowmers, my great great great great great great grandfather gnome who defended against the giraffes noses with his own nose and won, and made sure we can live in the world we live in today

Oh god I have more toes these giraffe's. I think when they become bus drivers they will have more toes. Thank god for our job.

Thanks! It's a really great thing you guys are doing over here. My great great great great grandfather fought in the Great Giraffe War of 1599. I get involved in these kind of things for his honor.

LOOK NO FURTHER MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥, we'll hook you up with the latest in giraffe defense technology. We'll give your baby sunglasses and a much higher caliber machine gun. And since its from the 60s, it will have a speaker installed for groovy hippie music

I have an old Baby with a machine gun smoking a cigar hooked up to my defenses right now. Its a rather old model from the 60s and could use some work. I don't suppose a group such as this could hook me up with some better equipment?