Push back the Heathens! Burn! Kill, Kill! Convert the Heathens!

This church is dedicated to Bigbird, the one true deity!

CURRENT PATRIARCH: Lemon
PROPHETS: FN-2199
PRIESTS: Jamilla 1 [Νικίας]

COMMANDMENTS
1. Thou shall convert the Heathens, and teach them of Bigbirds grace.
2. Thou shall destroy those who do not convert.
3. Thou shall sacrifice to Bigbird daily.
4. Thou shall fight in the name of Bigbird.
5. Thou shall change thy name to Jamilla, unless thou is thy patriarch or a prophet.

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The Patriarch calls for a Crusade

13 January, 2016 - Voltaire! | 0 Comments

Patriarch Lemon calls for Crusade!

The Great and Powerful Patriarch calls a crusade for the all-powerful bigbird! The heathens must be destroyed at all costs! Bigbirds word shall spread worldwide!

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Patriarch Lemon as he calls out the Crusade

The Great and Powerful Patriarch has suggested that all members begin submitting sacrifices. The more sacrifices, the closer to capturing New York & Sesame street we shall be.

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