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Once there was a young goblin, ♥♥♥♥♥♥-horn was his name. ♥♥♥♥♥♥-horn roamed the village of dixnass looking for babies to steal. ♥♥♥♥♥♥-horn searched far and wide, and never once came across a baby good enough for the gift he had in store... ♥♥♥♥♥♥-horn, when searching through the poorest part of dixnass found a baby perfect for his gift... He stole it promptly and ran back to his cave. He named the baby, Deformio, after his hideous demormity of having 20 arms and no legs, 1 eye and no hair. ♥♥♥♥♥♥-horn taught him the ways of a fisherman. Deformio, not having the mental capacity to learn anything ran, or rather hand-standed away, causing havoc wherever he went. Killing innocents and burning down entire villages.
Another General Groove original.